Garden Timer

Garden Timer

Garden Timer

Garden Timer

I know you have run a sprinkler or hose in the garden and expected to remember to turn it off in a certain time.  If you remembered 90% of the time, that would be remarkable.  It’s the 10% when you forget and waste all that precious water when you have fought so hard to save every drop.  The tool that will remove this frustration is the garden timer.  So, you’ve never heard of a garden timer?  A garden timer is a device otherwise known as a kitchen timer, but when you are in the garden, it’s a garden timer.  I used to carry one of those timers that you twist to set a certain number of minutes.  It took a large sweatshirt pocket to house this device.  Then I saw the very small digital timer sold in the kitchen gadget section of Target.  For about $7, you too can own your own tiny timing device.  Perhaps you would be more comfortable calling his tool a “personal timer” because there are some many instances in your daily routines that require reminders.

            Now I know most of you have a smart phone, and it is easy to tell it to set an alarm, but I think it is easier to use this tool to make you a more responsible person in your garden and in your personal life.

            Trying to reduce your regretful moments,

            Stan, The Tool Man

 

Bucket

Bucket

bucket

bucket

            Body count tonight:  57.  I remembered just before going to bed that the snails would be out in force since it rained a little today. I grabbed a flashlight and my snail masher from behind the front door.  It consists of an old cut off flagstaff with a 2 x 2 block attached at the end.  The grandkids use it when they visit and earn 5 cents per snail killed.

            I don’t understand why snails come out from their leafy protection and crawl around exposed on pavement and pavers.  I actual feel guilty murdering helpless snail after snail.  You really can’t call the exercise “snail hunting” because that would indicate that some sort of sport would be involved.  Perhaps, if you were a snail hunter, you shouldn’t be able to kill a snail unless it is in flight.  LaVille said that she’s seen snails take flight.  She and her siblings would visit an aunt in Salinas and collect snails and then return home to Calexico where they would place them on hot pavement to see how high they could fly.  Perhaps snail hunting should be restricted from ½ hour after sunset to ½ hour before sunrise.  Snail hunting season would be limited to the winter months.  You wouldn’t want to kill snails during their breeding season.  Of course no artificial light source could be used.  To make the sport more fair to the snail, size of the snail masher could limited to a ¼ inch diameter rod.  Naturally no snail with a shell diameter less than 1 inch could be harmed.  Chemical products of any sort would be outlawed.

            I’m considering starting a club called “Snails Unlimited”.  Would you like to join me in protecting the lives of these helpless mollusks.  Let’s ensure that the sport of snail hunting is available to be enjoyed by future generations.

Stan, The Snail Killer

P.S. LaVille suggested an addendum was needed here:

When we had rounded up a significant collection of these hermaphroditic herbivores, LaVille would take them into her classroom and distribute them in small paper bags as pets to her students for responsibility training (for the kids).  Then periodically she would hold races on the overhead projector by placing these snails in the center to see which sprinter could reach the periphery first.

I have to caution you however:  Do not store your collection of snails in a paper bag.  They will eat their way out and you will find estivating snails all over the house for weeks.  Trust me

Snail Killer

Body count tonight:  57.  I remembered just before going to bed that the snails would be out in force since it rained a little today. I grabbed a flashlight and my snail masher from behind the front door.  It consists of an old cut off flagstaff with a 2 x 2 block attached at the end.  The grandkids use it when they visit and earn 5 cents per snail killed.

 I don’t understand why snails come out from their leafy protection and crawl around exposed on pavement and pavers.  I actual feel guilty murdering helpless snail after snail.  You really can’t call the exercise “snail hunting” because that would indicate that some sort of sport would be involved.  Perhaps, if you were a snail hunter, you shouldn’t be able to kill a snail unless it is in flight.  LaVille said that she’s seen snails take flight.  She and her siblings would visit an aunt in Salinas and collect snails and then return home to Calexico where they would place them on hot pavement to see how high they could fly.  Perhaps snail hunting should be restricted from ½ hour after sunset to ½ hour before sunrise.  Snail hunting season would be limited to the winter months.  You wouldn’t want to kill snails during their breeding season.  Of course no artificial light source could be used.  To make the sport more fair to the snail, size of the snail masher could limited to a ¼ inch diameter rod.  Naturally no snail with a shell diameter less than 1 inch could be harmed.  Chemical products of any sort would be outlawed.

I’m considering starting a club called “Snails Unlimited.”  Would you like to join me in protecting the lives of these helpless mollusks.  Let’s ensure that the sport of snail hunting is available to be enjoyed by future generations.

Stan, The Snail Killer

P.S. LaVille suggested an addendum was needed here:

When we had rounded up a significant collection of these hermaphroditic herbivores, LaVille would take them into her classroom and distribute them in small paper bags as pets to her students for responsibility training (for the kids).  Then periodically she would hold races on the overhead projector by placing these snails in the center to see which sprinter could reach the periphery first.

I have to caution you however:  Do not store your collection of snails in a paper bag.  They will eat their way out and you will find estivating snails all over the house for weeks.  Trust me

Thar He Blows

            I was thinking about you again.  This time I was walking around my neighborhood using a backpack leaf  blower to clear the driveways and sidewalks of debris.  Practically every Monday late afternoon, I blow the neighborhood in preparation for the street sweeper who comes around at 7:30am on Wednesday. I used to do the sidewalks a quarter mile down Mace Blvd. also, but when someone complained one day of the dust storm I was creating, it sort of took all the fun out of it.  Then, too, my knees just aren’t what they used to be.

            Anyway, the idea of doing an article on leaf blowers arrived in late January when there were still a lot of deciduous leaves to gather up.  So it was too late to advise you on leaf blowers when they were actually needed.  But then, timing has never been my strong suit.  When the March edition of The Family Handyman discussing garden tools arrived, I just had no choice but to pen an article.

            You first have 3 choices:  cordless, corded, or gas powered.

            If you are able to blow your yard in 15 minutes, you might want a battery powered blower.  If a manufacturer claims a user life of one hour, that may be true only if the machine is used at the lower power.  Compare the specs in wind speed in mph and the air voume moved in cubic feet per minute.  Handle the blower with the battery attached for weight and balance comparison.

            A larger yard might use a corded model.  These have lots of power.  Once again handle the tool.  If your yard has fences, you will find it convenient to hold the blower up vertically to blow leaves away from the fence.  So weight is a big consideration.  If your yard is complicated, dragging cord behind you may be a real inconvenience.  An electrical cord can do a real job on those plant labels other than simple cut mini blinds.  If you need to buy a cord, get one that is long enough and light duty.  Don’t worry about having a vacuum adaptor—I have had no luck with this action.

            Gas powered models can either be hand held or in a backpack form.  These are really convenient to use.  Hand held models weigh about 9 lbs.  Gas powered blowers tend to be noisy, so hearing protection is a must.  You will need a separate gas tank in which to mix 2-stroke oil with you gas.  If use is infrequent, use a gasoline stabilizer.  Some communities have restrictions on gas leaf blowers, so check before you purchase.  (Davis has threatened to eliminate them entirely.)

            There are other uses for a blower than simply moving leaves.  Cleaning roof gutters is one great use.  A leaf blower works wonderfully for blowing water off yard furniture after pressure washing.  We have an intricate metal sculpture that I haul outside, spray, and then blow dry with a leaf blower.  Need a fast car interior clean up?  Open all the doors and blow all the trash out the other side.  Cobwebs on the outside of your house—not for long!

            There you have it.  That’s the best advice I can offer.  If you take the plunge and become a blow person (p.c for blow man), let me know about your thrill of having all that wind power at your finger tips.

Stan The Tool Man (aka Stan The Blow Man)

P.S.  As of 2019 I no longer blow leaves from neighbors driveways into the street.  That is now illegal in Davis unless you are forming piles—and that has to be done within a week of street pickup, which has become far less frequent.  Just as well—my backpack blower died.  Knees are good though.

Transplanting Shovel

Transplanting Shovel

As Farmer Fred has always said, “Fall is for planting.”  In my opinion there is no better tool for planting than a transplanting shovel.  This is a short 4 foot long shovel with a long narrow blade.  This shovel is particularly useful is digging holes for transplanting plants from 1 gallon pots.  The curved blade allows you to dig a hole that is in the shape of the root ball.  Also, it is easier to to penetrate the soil with a narrow blade.  The D-handle gives you good leverage that prevents the handle from twisting in your hands and allows you to be more accurate if you are jabbing into the soil.  This shovel also is handy for scraping shallow trenches.  The rounded spade naturallly created a U-shaped trench.  This stout tool can also be used as a prying tool if rocks need to be displaced.  If roots are encoutered, you can use a stabbing motion as a substutute for an axe.  However, you might consider letting me sharpen that shovel first.

            So if you have a slew of potted plants to get into the ground, you may wish to invest in this tool.  It is not an all-purpose shovel, but if this Fall is your season for planting, this is a must-have tool.

            Here were 2 models available on Amazon Prime as of this writing: the Fiskers Steel D-Handle Transplanting Spade (9654) ($20.99) and the Ames True Temper 163033600 D-Handle Shovel,  ($18.89)

 

transplanting shovel

transplanting shovel