by Stan Logan | Mar 11, 2020 | Garden tools, Weeds
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Well, this tool is not for everyone. It is the propane torch. If the height of your weeds rivals that of your cultivated plants, this is not a tool for you. If your favorite weeding tool is a scythe, this is not a tool for you. No, this is a tool limited to the OCD. The propane torch is also generally best suited for urbanites. Do you have small weeds growing in the joints of your side walk? Perhaps weeds have found the cracks in the driveway. Are pavers a part of your landscape? Do the weeds love your gravel paths?
I can you hear you saying, “Ever hear of Round-Up?” Well, does Round-Up kill weed seeds? No. There is a particular thrill in hearing the popping of weed seeds as you apply the flame of your torch. I also don’t like to wait days to enjoy the sight of a defeated foe. This tool meets the high standards of an immediate reward society.
So what is a propane torch? It is simply a nozzle that screws onto a tank of propane. You can buy a nozzle for less than $15. But I want you to spend more. The extra cost will allow you to turn the flame on and off with the mere push and release of a button. This is an important safety feature in that the flame is not burning when you are not using it. You are able to move all over your garden (or neighborhood) and use a flame only when needed. This lets you use very little gas to eliminate thousands of weeds. I have been using the same tank of gas for 10 years. I finally stopped buying propane tanks at garage sales—the count stands at 9 tanks. Home Depot has the Benzomatic Sure Fire Torch Head for $34.97. Ace Hardware has its own Instant On-off Propane Torch Head for $37.99.
Now there are limitations to weeding with a propane torch. You cannot burn weeds growing near flammable material such as dead leaves, bark, fences, and spreader boards in concrete slabs. You cannot burn a weed growing next to a drip tube or soaker hose.
I do have to warn you of a potential danger. When you come to enjoy using this tool to the extent that your yard is devoid of weeds, you may find yourself searching for weeds in the sidewalks and driveways of your neighbors. If you suddenly look up and realize you’re lost, fear not. Like the proverbial trail of bread crumbs, simply follow the path of blackened annual rye and spurge back to your house.
In summary: What makes this garden tool so special? The propane torch eliminates weeds and viable weed seeds in seconds, particularly when the substrate cannot be penetrated by a conventional weeder. It is an environmentally friendly treatment. You are able to cover a lot of garden area without getting on your hands and knees. It’s strange that someone hasn’t developed a specialized rack for displaying this efficient weed killing weapon for the rear windows of gardeners’ pickups.
Happy burning,
Stan, The Tool Man |
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by Stan Logan | Mar 11, 2020 | Garden tools, Weeds
I hope you are not limited to thinking that only garden tools can be used in the garden. This 2 x 5 inch rectangular hand trowel that is generally used for working with mortar, thin set, and other pasty construction substances is a must for your garden tool collection. This inexpensive tool has many uses in the potting shed and garden. Having straight edges makes it useful for any scraping chore—for instance cleaning emptied terracotta pots, clearing a work surface, or removing unwanted accumulations from the bottom of your garden clogs. Black widow spiders and their nests are easily squished. In the garden this trowel can be used as a weeder. It will scrape the soil harboring small weeds that are right next to a threatened plant. It easily slips under a drip line or soaker hose. It slices easily through soil since its blade is so thin. Flat spreading weeds such as spurge and invasive baby tears can be lifted up with a small amount of soil while minute seeds are removed at the same time. Sharpening the edges of this tool makes it even more effective and I can do this for you. Sandpaper quickly removes excess rust for those of you who prefer to store tools scattered around the garden.
For less than $10 you can buy a 2”x 5” Margin Trowel for yourself and one for all of your family members and friends. They are available in both Home Depot and Lowes, and of course, Amazon.
Thinking outside the box,
Stan, The Tool Man
by Stan Logan | Mar 11, 2020 | Destination Gardens
For those of you who are looking for an unusual garden tour—do I have one for you!
The Vallarta Botanical Gardens in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, is a wonderful destination for the gardening enthusiast who doesn’t mind a little travel and who enjoys the experience of different cultures. Let me describe a little bit about what this excursion will entail:
First of all, you will need to become comfortable with using Uber. So, if you haven’t used Uber before, download the app and take a few short rides until you are familiar with the process. Arrange your trip to visit during winter months—that’s when you will want to get out of the dreary Valley, and also when very little is happening in your garden. There are all kinds of accommodations in PV—resorts, time shares, hotels, B & B’s. Check out the map location before you book—you want to benear the downtown area. Two good suggestions if you don’t have time share points to use: the Hotel Rosita and Hotel Posada de Roger. Both are less than $100 a night. Make your reservation well in advance—one year ahead would be good.
A week before you leave, order Mexican pesos from your bank. The exchange rate will be better than that in Mexico.
During the flight to PV, you will be given a customs form to fill out. You will show that form at the airport and they will give you a part of that form you will need to leave Mexico. If you lose that form, it will cost you $30 per person for another form in order to receive your boarding pass to leave. (Yep. That’s what happened.)
Now, when you arrive at the PV airport, you will get your luggage and head for the exit. On the way out, you will be accosted by time share personnel who will try to get you to sign up for a presentation. Do not stop—just keep walking out the doors. Then outside, individuals wearing official taxi outfits will try to usher you into a taxi. This is complete rip off. Walk out of the terminal and turn left with your luggage. Cross over the boulevard on the bridge and make your Uber call to get picked up. You see, Uber drivers are not allowed to pick up on airport property, but they can deliver you when you return—what a racket!
To be safe, avoid drinking water unless it is filtered at upscale resorts. Bottled water can be purchased everywhere, like at the omnipresent OXXO stores.
When you get settled in your new digs, you will want to plan adventures other than the Botanical Gardens. I would suggest a Vallarta Eats Food Tour—all of the guides are fantastic. Walk the Malecon—a beachfront walk with great shops, restaurants, and numerous sculptures. (Eat at least once at Casa Traditional). Rhythm of the Night is a fantastic artistic show and dinner held at a private beach to which you will ferry across the bay. The Canopy Zip Line is a great experience, but you must be fit, because significant climbing is required. At the zip line conclusion, eat at the restaurant, do some tequila taste testing, and visit the tiny marmosets that will climb over you as they lick fruit juice out of a cup. Puerto Vallarta has numerous opportunities for whale watching, fishing and snorkeling. If you never driven an ATV, here’s you chance. Note that it is best to schedule activities on days other than Wednesdays when there are frequently cruise ships in the port.
OK—enough fooling around. It’s time to go to the Botanical Gardens. You could take a taxi or Uber, but instead take the local bus. The bus stop is at the corner of Cananza and Aguacate streets in the Romantic Zone. The bus runs every half hour. It will cost you big 30 pesos—which if my math is right, is about a dollar fifty. When you get to the Botanical Gardens, do not be tempted to walk the vanilla groves—that path is a killer unless you are in great shape. Wander through the impressive grounds and green houses where an unbelievable number of plants are well labeled. Eat at the large restaurant and cruise the extensive gift shop. Use the bus to return to town and get an Uber to your digs.
I hope you will use this garden tour as an excuse to enjoy a wonderful vacation in Puerto Vallarta. It is LaVille’s and my favorite place to visit.
Stan, The Traveling Man
by Stan Logan | Mar 11, 2020 | Garden tools
Now here is a tool that you would probably never use—but I do, so there’s a slight chance you might. First of all, you have to have a lawn. I figure that would eliminate many of you who have done the responsible thing and eliminated your lawn. (Did you ever read my blog article explaining why I love my lawn?) Second, you have to enjoy working on your hands and knees. So, let’s say that there is a 10% chance that you are still interested in continuing. Finally, you have to possess a certain amount of OCD. So for the 2% of you who remain, here is why you need this tool:
Do you have a string lawn edger? I do. I got it as a garage sale. It is supposed to advance the string by bumping it on the ground. But it doesn’t do that. I have to turn it upside down and manually advance the string. Then sometimes the string breaks within the spool. So I have to take it apart to extract the string again. That’s a pain. Then when I do use the edger, the resulting edge is rather ragged—hardly OCD worthy. So, what I do is get on my hands and knees, take my linoleum knife, and draw it towards me along the inside of the mow strip. (Oh, I forget that is another requirement for needed this tool—you have to have a paver or concrete border for your lawn.) Now as I pull the knife towards me, it makes a straight cut through the grass creating the perfect edge to my lawn, which I then stand back and admire.
Now here is my last chance to interest you in this tool. Sooner or later you will likely need to patch an area of your lawn with sod. (I like the sod from Home Depot, but make sure it is fresh.) The sod is held together by a nylon mesh. You will find that this linoleum knife is the perfect tool to cut your sod into pieces that will fit the section you have carved out of your damaged lawn.
Keep the inside of the knife sharp by using a file. . . . . You don’t have a file? Well that was simply the last straw. Now . . Nobody is left to use this tool in the garden. . . . I’m so sad.
Stan, The Tool Man
Garden uses for linoleum knife
(Perhaps you should buy this model from Amazon for about $4. Can you imagine how impressive this would look in your tool collection. But hurry—there are only 4 left of this model as of this writing!)
